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Dont Whistle in the Dark
Dont Whistle in the Dark
Since we are heading into “spooky” season, I thought….what’s REALLY scary? I mean truly disturbing. The clear winner was “a man living a somewhat normal life and then one day leaving his wife and children, skinwalking as the wife he abandoned, and then taking a job as a gym teacher at our local middle school”. That’s what really keeps me up at night.
Remember, lore is undefeated When faced with a Skinwalker, dont engage, keep your curtains closed at night and if you need to escape one, saying their full human name will freeze them in shame.
A unhinged blend of cinnamon bark, bergamot, cannabis flower, jasmine, rose, sheer musk, black tea, and patchouli. This smells 1000x better than actual skinwalking gym teachers.
Tips: Keep dry between uses for the longest lasting results.
Approx 5 oz bar
Since we are heading into “spooky” season, I thought….what’s REALLY scary? I mean truly disturbing. The clear winner was “a man living a somewhat normal life and then one day leaving his wife and children, skinwalking as the wife he abandoned, and then taking a job as a gym teacher at our local middle school”. That’s what really keeps me up at night.
Remember, lore is undefeated When faced with a Skinwalker, dont engage, keep your curtains closed at night and if you need to escape one, saying their full human name will freeze them in shame.
A unhinged blend of cinnamon bark, bergamot, cannabis flower, jasmine, rose, sheer musk, black tea, and patchouli. This smells 1000x better than actual skinwalking gym teachers.
Tips: Keep dry between uses for the longest lasting results.
Approx 5 oz bar
Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Mineral Colorant